The Flush Scale

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.

Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.

by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009

flush down

synonym for "poop".

Oh my god, I really need to flush down.

by Brittany7590 October 27, 2009

courtesy flush

when you are taking a dump and it smells really bad you flush so it keeps the room from smelling like ass

John gave a courtesy flush halfway through his dump.

by laxbruh12 October 09, 2009

Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down

i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks

by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009

nerd-flushing

nerd-flushing is when you insert a cultural, social or scientific reference into a confirmation such that geeks, operating amongst the mundanes, feel obliged to acknowledge, thereby blowing their cover.

nerd-flushing usage: "She totally nerd-flushed me with that miniature giant space hamster reference."

by jb diGriz January 21, 2012

Baby Flush

After you cum in your girls pussy and she pisses your baby gravy out in the toilet, the act of “Baby Flush” is taunting your potential kids as she flushes them down.

Bro 1: Rachel is such a cunt. She pissed out my load and laughed at my swimmers.

Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Safety Flush

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.

Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.

by GarrettProxima July 12, 2012