flush down

synonym for "poop".

Oh my god, I really need to flush down.

by Brittany7590 October 27, 2009

The Flush Scale

A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.

Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???

John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.

by LiQuiDBuLL3TZZ July 11, 2009

courtesy flush

when you are taking a dump and it smells really bad you flush so it keeps the room from smelling like ass

John gave a courtesy flush halfway through his dump.

by laxbruh12 October 12, 2009

Courtesy Flush

when your using the bathroom at a department store and theres double stalls your goin #2 and you decide your not gonna give up after one terd so you flush the toilet after every terd to keep the stench down

i was out at walmart takin a dump and i had to do a Courtesy Flush becuase i let off 3 danks

by stewie for govenror October 15, 2009

Baby Flush

After you cum in your girls pussy and she pisses your baby gravy out in the toilet, the act of “Baby Flush” is taunting your potential kids as she flushes them down.

Bro 1: Rachel is such a cunt. She pissed out my load and laughed at my swimmers.

Bro 2: Shit man, That’s a baby flush. Nicole does that every time.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Royal Flush

When You Jump In The Toilet, with or without the feces and iron in the toilet and then you fall backwards so far backwards that you pass the point of return and you flush the toilet.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GODDAMN ROYAL FLUSH!?!?
YOU GOT VOMIT, PISS, AND, FECES ALL OVER YOU

by Make TUD Great Again November 3, 2017

Strategy Flush

The strategy flush is when you take such a massive, towering, humongous smelly shit that you have to flush the toilet at 25%, 50% and 75% intervals in order not to clog the toilet. Also known as the Tactics Shit.

"Dude, I just massive clogged the toilet because I took such a huge dump"

"Aw, man, that's why there's the Strategy Flush!!"

by Longbarrel May 27, 2009