Evan

a cocksucking headcase

evan is a headcase

by arrrrrrrgg June 25, 2019

Evan

An amazing person. The best boyfriend you could ever ask for and more. He’s cute, adorable, funny, and most of all the biggest dork you will ever meet. If you have an Evan in your life make sure he knows how thankful you are that he’s around. Oh, and don’t let him go.

Hey is that dude an Evan?
Yeah of course he is, he’s the biggest dork I know.

by Give me a reason I’m not right August 5, 2019

Evan

A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.

You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date

You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)

by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019

Evan

A boy who is smart and blond. He is good with school and family. He is the best person to be friends with. He is always there to comfort and help. He though can have an ego and be a little to gory. He most likely loves to write and be in a stage crew for fairytales.

Hey have you read the new book.
No it has to much gore.
Yeh its by Evan.

by ConfuciousColumbusSocrates November 27, 2018

Evan

A very smart and beautiful haired man. He will treat any girl like a goddess if he believes she deserves it. He is the most loyal and caring guy you'll ever meet. Evan also has a great sense of humor and taste in anything from movies and music to food and books. Evan is honest when he needs and wants to be. He can be a little bit self centered but is usually pretty modest. Evan also has an obsession with Legos and Star Wars. Overall, Evan is a completely wonderful guy that 85% of girls want to hold and 25% of guys are a small bit jealous of.

¨Don you just love Evan?!¨

by EvAlWy April 23, 2018

Evan

thicc with infinite C's

Alberto~ "Damn man have you seen Evan he is soooooo thicc!!!"
Tony~ "I know, right, bro he's the thiccest of the thicc"

by Albert Alien June 24, 2018

Evan

Evan is a fat prick that no one likes don’t be a Evan kids

Evan touch little kids in his attic

by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019