Evan

Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.

Evan is amazing at basketball

by Urmomswanga October 21, 2017

Evan

loves HORSE PUSSY

Guy 1 : "Hey, is that Evan over there?"
Guy 2 : "Yeah, he likes horse pussy."
Evan : "HORSE PUSSY!"

by ehsoapsdhdhdhdbbdn October 31, 2017

Evan

A stuck up prick who acts if he loves u but never sees u

“Have you seen séan yet “ ...no

“Ugh he’s being such an evan “

by That random one May 13, 2018

Evan

A simp who can't get any pussy whatsoever

"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"

by Simp_Lord March 2, 2020

an evan

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

by guy#3 October 31, 2023

Evan

Evan is a gorgeous most handsome boy you will ever meet. He treats girls very well and is always by there side. He’s kind and caring and a right laugh. He’s one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Don’t let go of him, he’s like a precious diomand.

Girl- *crys*

Evan-whats up?
Girl- then people are horrible

Evan- Let me have a word with them

by James08 November 2, 2019

Evan

Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks

Guy 1: “Hey look it’s Evan”
Guy 2: “Woahhhh I love him already”
Guy 1: “The fuck“

by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019