Guy: My girl's on her period I can't smash.
Guy 2: Wasn't this the issue last week?
Guy: Oh this isn't her regular, it's her Plan B-eriod.
Guy 2: Wasn't this the issue last week?
Guy: Oh this isn't her regular, it's her Plan B-eriod.
by SantaEatsPuppies May 29, 2018
Get the Plan B-eriod mug.Erin's are stunningly beautiful and have good, if sometimes dry senses of humor. They are incredibly intelligent and witty and crazy creative, whether with a brush, a pencil or an instrument. They aren't dirty, but are flirtatious heart throbs. Erin is either the synonym of laid back, or should be in a loony bin for a major case of OCD. They are prone to accidents, especially spilling and knocking things over, (no one's perfect!). They are tall and athletic, they love animals. Somehow, they stay slim and trim, but can eat you out of house and home. Guys fall for Erin's all the time, (who can resist Erin's?!) and they have short, but honest relationships. Erin's are to independent to be tied down, they speak their minds, and they speak it loud, sometimes rudely. They are strong and unbending as steel on the outside, but after you get to know them, they become softer and more laid back. They are the epitome of beauty, creativity, wit, humor, elegance, grace and vigilance, but when you get to know them, they're just like any other girl. Never get in a fight with an Erin, you'll lose every time, Erin's are incredibly alpha and need thing their way. They are perfectionists and are either obsessive compulsive and or sloppy, though only in habitat, never in appearance.
Guy 1: That girl over there with the dog is super cute and funny, I could so go out with her.
Guy 2: (Laughs) Everyone wants to go out with Erin, it never lasts long. She's awesome, but has a habit of spilling and knocking stuff over.
Guy 3: She's the ideal girlfriend, but is a control freak or a slob,never volunteer to clean her locker.
Guy 1: She's super artistic, I'm still asking her out.
Guy 2: You'll either be kicked to the curb or the luckiest guy in the world.
Guy 3: So right.
Guy 2: (Laughs) Everyone wants to go out with Erin, it never lasts long. She's awesome, but has a habit of spilling and knocking stuff over.
Guy 3: She's the ideal girlfriend, but is a control freak or a slob,never volunteer to clean her locker.
Guy 1: She's super artistic, I'm still asking her out.
Guy 2: You'll either be kicked to the curb or the luckiest guy in the world.
Guy 3: So right.
by StarOftheCountyDown December 30, 2016
Get the Erin mug.A really cute upcoming scene queen with nice hair and a nice personality. She lives in Queens, and goes to the queen center mall ALOT, iv'e seen her! She isnt bitchy, surprisingly. May be bitchy to a person whos rude/insulting/annoying/etc. Soon to be another Jevee Massacre, or even a Jefree Star!
person 1: Hey erin, whats up?
erin eats emos: Hi there bby! nothing much you?<3
person 2: Ew erin, your gross.
erin eats emos: Suck my dick cunt. <3
erin eats emos: Hi there bby! nothing much you?<3
person 2: Ew erin, your gross.
erin eats emos: Suck my dick cunt. <3
by YOUDONTNEEDTONOE January 15, 2008
Get the erin eats emos mug.An unbeliveably sexy and masculine man of Asian heritage. Not only is he gorgeous to look at, but he also has a wicked sense of humor. Athletic, sensitive and irresistable, he is the perfect match for any heterosexual woman. Equipped with an eight inch wang, his only weakness is his hair, which is sometimes messy. If you are ever lucky enough to be with such a man, never let go, for you will never find anyone better.
Damn, he is such an Erikon!!!!!!
by goutongyang January 26, 2013
Get the Erikon mug.by MorrisVonHimmelSchat February 4, 2010
Get the Erienne mug.Erin Burgess, (troll). Refers to the special breed of creature that prowls through high school halls praying on young boys named Ben.
by iloveErin November 9, 2009
Get the erin burgess mug.1. Sexual chart origianlly derived from 'The Periodic Table of Elements'. Developed to display and classify kinky/eroitic behaviors. Rare elements including mustache ride, beastiality, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. The invention is generally credited to Drew & Maranda.
2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.
2. Revolution of the scientific and sexual world.
by lickmybutthole101 May 29, 2009
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