A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.
That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock
by cigaretteeater69 November 21, 2021
Get the Elliot (Real)mug. Someone who is sexually attracted to underage girls. They also have really small dicks which they think compensate for their really bad jokes. They also like to be called simps and love to be dominated by twitter egirls.
by elliotwestcott666 February 22, 2020
Get the Elliotmug. by buffnibba September 2, 2018
Get the elliot sanbowermug. A tragicomical specimen of Homo dumbassicus, characterized by an unparalleled deficiency in cognitive function and an evolutionary regression to single-celled decision-making. Often observed exhibiting behaviors such as chronic incompetence, a baffling lack of self-awareness, and an insatiable urge to be a perpetual bitchicus irritans (24/7 subspecies).
Scientific Breakdown:
IQ Levels: Fluctuates between "forgot how to breathe" and "why is my name Elliot?"
Brain Activity: Scans reveal a desolate wasteland, occasionally lit by the faint flicker of a dying neuron screaming for help.
Social Impact: Known to induce facepalmitis in nearby humans, a condition where observers suffer repetitive strain injuries from excessive palm-to-forehead contact.
Evolutionary Role: Serves as a cautionary tale for natural selection, proving that some organisms thrive despite a near-total absence of adaptive traits.
Etymology: Derived from the ancient term "El-liot," meaning "Oops, my parents must’ve hated me."
Usage:
"Wow, you just spilled coffee on your laptop and tried to blame gravity? Stop being such an Elliot."
"I asked for one competent coworker, and HR sent me an Elliot. Thanks, I hate it."
Related Terms:
Elliot Syndrome (n.) – A rare disorder where the sufferer believes they are functioning members of society despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Elliotic Behavior (n.) – Any action so profoundly stupid it causes bystanders to question the fabric of reality.
Scientific Breakdown:
IQ Levels: Fluctuates between "forgot how to breathe" and "why is my name Elliot?"
Brain Activity: Scans reveal a desolate wasteland, occasionally lit by the faint flicker of a dying neuron screaming for help.
Social Impact: Known to induce facepalmitis in nearby humans, a condition where observers suffer repetitive strain injuries from excessive palm-to-forehead contact.
Evolutionary Role: Serves as a cautionary tale for natural selection, proving that some organisms thrive despite a near-total absence of adaptive traits.
Etymology: Derived from the ancient term "El-liot," meaning "Oops, my parents must’ve hated me."
Usage:
"Wow, you just spilled coffee on your laptop and tried to blame gravity? Stop being such an Elliot."
"I asked for one competent coworker, and HR sent me an Elliot. Thanks, I hate it."
Related Terms:
Elliot Syndrome (n.) – A rare disorder where the sufferer believes they are functioning members of society despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Elliotic Behavior (n.) – Any action so profoundly stupid it causes bystanders to question the fabric of reality.
"Bro tried to microwave his phone to 'charge it faster'—total Elliot move."
(adj.) – Describing any action so profoundly dumb it loops back to being impressive in its sheer idiocy.
(adj.) – Describing any action so profoundly dumb it loops back to being impressive in its sheer idiocy.
by FizzleSnork June 1, 2025
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Get the Elliotingmug. by GayPride101 August 23, 2018
Get the Elliotmug. A kind geneouse man who is the perfect boyfriend. An elliot is into sports however can sometimes ne a bit quiet but when he is around family and friends he shows if his amazing personality. He is a great friend and boyfriend who will treat you perfectly. You will also know when he is lying because it shows but it rarely happens. His interest are playing video games like fortnite and playing sports such as football. He can get loads of nicknames such as Ellie and el.
by Emma37546 April 18, 2021
Get the Elliotmug.