Ebay

The god of all men. In school he rules over everything and everyone. No one could over power him if they tried.
He might be the shortest but is the smartest. He ain't got no six pack but is as strong as a beast.

Yo mum: who is that new kid at school
You: he's eBay
Yo mum: he looks smokin

by NewYourka69 May 10, 2021

eBay

Slang for “I don’t know what you’re talking about” or “I don’t know”

-What time is it?
-eBay.

by Heckler69 February 15, 2022

ebaydm

"Ebaydm" is when a person purchases most, if not all, their performance parts from ebay. Its a play on the acronym JDM which means Japanese Domestic Market.

them: Hey those are some nice rim. Where did you buy them?

you: On ebay
them: ebaydm?
you: Yessir!!

by Daddy_Digital January 2, 2023

ebaynium

Cheap unbranded or broke ass parts bought off ebay and slapped on a ricer G35 or a ricer civic.

Guy 1: "I bought an ebaynium rear spoiler for my BRZ!!"
Guy 2: "kill yourself"

by Schzercro November 1, 2023

welcome.to.gay.ebay

The funniest person in the world as some may say but not me or am I kidding who knows they make tiktoks that at least decent 100% of the time

Oh? Is that welcome.to.gay.eBay are they drowning a lady bug in a cup again

by Im69inurdadrn July 20, 2021

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023