Doug

The type of guy who makes you want to love him in a "ooh, look. A sad puppy," type of way. A bad friend. Someone who takes advantage of the fact that you care about them.

You should probably steer clear of Doug.

Friend: There's this guy I like and he's nice at times but I don't know if he really cares

You: Is his name Doug?

Friend2: Yeah, and he's the love of my life.

by SouthPoleElf May 27, 2019

doug

refers to a person who did something dumb, or is just stupid.

"Sam, you just shit you pants...you fucking Doug."

by tuscanleather September 13, 2017

Dougged

When you're so wasted you can't even walk up the stairs to your flat, but you have to be carried by a buffed passerby (with absolutely no homosexual intentions) to your bed.

I woke up this morning in my bed but I don't remember getting here. I must have gotten dougged.

by [dabs internally] November 1, 2017

Doug Muich

The definition of a true dick.

That did is a total doug Muich.

by Mikeyzbro November 6, 2017

doug worthy

A short piece of shit with a Napoleon complex

Dude, eat a Snickers. You’re being a total Doug Worthy right now.

by RichardCranium00040 May 7, 2018

Doug

Just a sad moron

Person 1: Look at Doug over there
Person 2: What is he retarded?

by Figgeh douggo March 12, 2018

Doug

a short elf who blesses all with his presence. his smile lights up the room. if you don’t have a doug in your life. die.

“such a good person.”
*whispers under breath*
“such a...doug.”

by OpalLotus January 15, 2020