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National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like
Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day
by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019
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tiny dick day

May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.
"its May 17th, National Tiny Dick Day! Go tell Brody!!"
by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023
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On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.
Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!
by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024
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kick dick day

all girl will have the permission to kick boys balls on the 5th of october😘✨
hey michelle i heard it’s kick dick day wanna👁👄👁 john
by theloveguru October 3, 2020
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National suck a dick day

The 9th of February is known for being the best day for a woman to suck a dick whether he's a friend,first date or long term boyfriend you will enjoy sucking his dick
Hey its national suck a dick day!

Perfect whip it out already
by Sam's real February 2, 2020
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National suck dick day

Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day
by Angle guamen December 8, 2019
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Short dick day

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
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