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cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.
Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy
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Cucumb

To achieve an orgasm by stimulating one's prostate with a cucumber
"Oh god, I'm cucumbing so hard right now!"
by Limesman September 22, 2025
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Another Cucumber For The Knowing Ones

1. A phrase that describes an inside joke among any number of people

2. A phrase that describes a reference between conversations had previously
Guy: Remember when you pulled a Kasen.
Guy 2: That's another Cucumber for the knowing ones.
by Thepinknudle August 15, 2022
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cucumber pods

A gift from God himself, which he has blessed us all with. Used with a Juul it is by far the best way to get both the refreshing taste of watermelon tasting cucumber, while also getting buzzed off your mind.
Student 1: I have cucumber pods!
Student 2: You’re a god, bless me up with a rip.
by The bow seat November 30, 2017
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Cool as a Cucumber

Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.
Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"
by PPTHEBUM September 20, 2019
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Cucumber Slip-and-Slide

When a woman shoves a cucumber up her butthole/vagina and rides a slip and slide repeatedly causing pressure to build up firing the cucumber out at high speeds
Becky went to my nephews birthday party and performed a cucumber slip-and-slide
by TripleJJJ19 June 1, 2025
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You slumber, a cucumber!

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
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