A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
by Immaturespices October 15, 2018
Get the dry cucumbermug. The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.
Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
Get the Cody’s cucumbermug. by Coralface June 10, 2023
Get the Cucumber saladmug. Derek Man, Jen and I have been doing so well lately..I think I'm gonna propose!
Josh Nah dude! Jen's a cucumber holder.
Josh Nah dude! Jen's a cucumber holder.
by Cake Salad August 2, 2016
Get the Cucumber Holdermug. When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.
by Richd32 January 21, 2025
Get the sloppy cucumbermug. by Bubsgirlx June 27, 2017
Get the Cucumbermug. A cucumber is a vegetable that you can eat. You can eat the whole thing when you want.
Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Also it is the hot, beautiful, amazing, talented, lovely, pretty and breathtaking Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, the father of his children and the husband of his beautiful wife Sophie Cumberbatch.
He is an actor and his fans pretend to forget his Name because it’s so weird. And often he is Benedict Cumberbatch Cucumber.
Person: What’s the name of that actor you like again?
Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
Cumberbitch/Cumbercookie: Bendradwil Cucumber Benedict Cumberbatch I think.
by Kfldksnvdjejfbvcv August 19, 2020
Get the Cucumbermug.