porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

by Ellusionist January 21, 2007

Brown Credit Card

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.

Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!

by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020

Credit card info

The thing you say for a twitch streamer or a YouTube star

Guy 1: hey yo you see her ass on twitch heard she got an onlyfans

Guy 2: damn bro can I get her credit card info

by Bat puss May 22, 2021

California credit card

A Siphon for stealing fuel out of a car

Hey man, gas is to high to buy. Do you happen to have a California credit card?

by Tctv3 February 11, 2018

Credit Recovery Vibes

When somebody is not the sharpest tool in the shed but you don't want to call them stupid.

He gives me credit recovery vibes.

by w0ahh December 15, 2019

credit card debt

when u like have shit ur owed and like but its on ur credit card

oh shit i got credit card debt guess i'll die or shit

by litteralydead4553 February 19, 2023

Color My Credit

Method used by Author Alisa Glutz to teach people a new way of looking at their credit report by coloring it like a coloring book.

I wanted to improve my credit score so I decided to Color My Credit.

by colormycompany January 18, 2020