Certified Crashout

Careless without a cause or effect.

He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.

by kydeelou September 27, 2025

Certified

100%, no lies told, truth, guarenteed

Example 1 :
" Yo Jay I heard u got wit the new girl"

Responce: "Certified"

Example 2:
"I just copped that new whip, Certified"

by 5iveee June 18, 2024

Certified Draken

A Certified Draken is someone who goes to lengths much farther than a Karen would, this term was made cause of the rapper/singer "Drake" it is a word that is aimed towards his ego and the pettiness that comes with it like following someone's daughter who just turned 18 (who is also artist named Laila!) over her dad (who happens to be the rapper/singer Mos Def) pretty much calling his music something you would hear in Target in his own words: "It feels like a lot of his music is compatible with... shopping." also Drake seems to have a thing for following peoples ex wives when his poor ego is hurt (in this case Record Producer and DJ Mustard) over producing the song "Not Like Us" by "Kendrick Lamar" and wearing a Toronto Blue Jays hat when it was just the last hat he had during that time. Overall Drake's hurt ego and pettiness makes him go lengths beyond what a Karen would usually do. (You could also use this term against drake fans who try to defend drake or say he somehow won the beef when he clearly lost)

Guy 1: Bro what the fuck is going on with John? he been on some weird ass shit recently...
Guy 2: I know right? dude.. He's been taking shit WAYYY beyond, he acting like a whole " Certified Draken" right now bro..
Guy 1: na.. that's wld.

by airheadeduser July 1, 2024

certified boy lover

A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hot bitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.

Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.

by certifiedboylover August 24, 2022

Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day

-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day

by StergiosShorty February 9, 2022

Certified lover boy

Another term for pedophile.

Certified lover boy? Certified pedophiles.

by not_like_us May 8, 2024

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016