Certified honomoes

a whatsapp group with 2 moffies and how many hoers and is known as one of the rival skinner groups of skinnerlations

theres two hoers from certified honomoes

by B4URAGE1184 November 23, 2021

Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.

My math teachers must be a certified idiot; he doesn’t know that five is less than six.

by BbJjDd October 8, 2022

certified yapper

The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.

"I consider myself a certified yapper!"

"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"

by Evrybdy_luvs.leeya March 13, 2024

certified gooner

a person who goons all the time. by all the time I mean all the time. I mean they have a 34 hour gooning streak over the weekend, and they wonder why they are tired all the time. they goon in school, in work (if they manage to get a job) they goon at home most often and they even goon at family gatherings.

dog, i managed to goon for 78 hours a couple days ago
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911

by himolton April 25, 2024

Certified Rizzler

Someone who is formally educated in the school or Charisma being filled with a such a mass quantity of charisma it turns into Rizz which in exchange makes you certified and attracts various woman and or men.

Ms Manzano is a certified Rizzler pulling Mr Garo

She is a Rizzler since birth

by Elric July 22, 2024

Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.

Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫

by Sketchster August 5, 2023

Certified Cheeseboy

A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix

Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne

by Certified Cheeseboy November 22, 2021