by Dat Leroy Boy November 24, 2009
Get the Chocolate Covered Strawberrymug. I knew she wasn't gonna preciate this haggis and beans I had, then I got the Cocaine Covers and had to see HOW bad it was gonna be.
by darwin6id February 4, 2009
Get the Cocaine Coversmug. In NCAA football or Madden you cant seem to decide on a defense, so you go with the good ol reliable cover 3...however the QB sees you in cover 3 and sees the hole behind the LB's and in front of the S's and hits the wide reciever on the post for a TD
Chase Daniel noticed the Ohio State defense in cover 3 and hit Jeremy Maclin on the post for a TD...COVER 3 FAIL!!!!!!
by RobPK February 23, 2009
Get the cover 3 failmug. When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.
by For the Glory of Rome October 13, 2007
Get the chocolate covered strawberrymug. When a person is going through a bad time personally, such as a nasty divorce, and other people pick up on that subconsciously and don't want to be near them. Sad, but true. But it will eventually end once all the shit is off of you.
Man dude, I know you're going through a nasty divorce right now and no one wants to be around you. You're a Shit Covered Monkey and they're afraid that shit is going fly off you and get on them. You gotta wait until all the shit is off you.
by Frenchie Free May 24, 2018
Get the Shit Covered Monkeymug. When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.
Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.
by Frenchie Free May 29, 2018
Get the Shit Covered Monkeymug. by ChocolateCoveredCockMaster October 8, 2021
Get the Chocolate Covered Cockmug.