Skip to main content

Bud Light

Pure Piss in a bottle. Popular at high school parties simply because its cheap and available in bulk. However, there is actually a good side to this alcohol-injected urine. They make some of the funniest damn commercials around.
John: *Grabs last bud light*
Sarah: Hey John, wanna get me a bud light?
John: Um....sure, one sec. *Chugs Bud light*
John: *Pisses in bottle*
Sarah: Thanks! Mmmmm...Crisp!
by pacman11 January 20, 2008
mugGet the Bud Lightmug.

floor bud

Any bud you find on the floor, usually in the vicinity around your smoking area.
"Dude, you've got one messy dealer. I'm finding floor bud all under your couch."

"FLOOR BUD!! It's okay, baby. You're home now." *smoke*
by phishsandwich February 9, 2009
mugGet the floor budmug.

Sure Bud

Sure bud is used when trying to avoid a conversation with someone who has no idea what they are talking about.
Yeah so gravity is real and the earth is round.

Sure Bud.
by BigMommaSupreme August 1, 2019
mugGet the Sure Budmug.

bud buster

a bud buster is actually a coffee grinder, but put to good use. Grab some marijauna, chuck it in the grinder, give it some power, and voila, freshly ground buds(easy for rolling). I bet Proctor & Gamble would never have thought their coffee grinder would be used for busting buds(hence the term)!
Grab the bud buster and roll a fatty.
by Paul J Parkinson July 20, 2008
mugGet the bud bustermug.

nt bud

Nice Try Buddy.

Can be used in a good way or bad way.
Good: ntbud.
Bad: LOL NTBUD, NOOB! LOL
by Diego "Cheater" Dutra February 27, 2005
mugGet the nt budmug.

Bud Buddy

A person that you aren't exactly friends with on a daily basis, you only hang out to smoke. He/She might not be the coolest person to be around, but luckily for you all you do with them is smoke and said person leaves. The reason you smoke with them can vary, but its usually because they buy the weed and will willingly burn you up in belief theres more to the friendship.

Its much like a Fuck Buddy but with weed instead of sex. And someone can be hurt in the process.
"Dude why are you with that guy, he's a douchebag"
"Relax, he's just my bud buddy"
"Oh...."

"Hey man do you wanna go to that party tonight?"
"Nah...I'm good"
"Why man"
"{Sigh} we're not really boys like that"
"What?"
"Your just my bud buddy"
"..........Really?"
"Yea im sorry man, i thought we'd smoke that one time at that party and we'd never see each other again, but the next week no one had weed on them and i remembered you said you had an O so i called you, I'm sorry, it was supposed to be a one-time thing!"
"But....i love you"
"We just smoke together man, now unless you have a blunt in your pocket I think you should leave"
"Well, all those times I was really stoned, I Faked it!"
"Then why would you smoke with me?"
"Cuz I thought we could be real friends"
"Sorry man...your a douchebag, my friends wouldnt approve"
by Wu-Tang Man July 23, 2008
mugGet the Bud Buddymug.

air bud

1. A series of movies starring a sports-playing golden retreiver

2. A term used in place of "air ball" in basketball, usually in reference to an incredibly bad shot.
*shoots*
*hits nun*

"AIR BUD!"
by Holden McGroin July 6, 2005
mugGet the air budmug.

Share this definition