Brendan

I thick nigga that when any bitch sees him the instantly get aroused and strip for him. If you have a wife and Brendan goes to your house your wife will divorce you and start bouncing on his dick. He is immune to any std and will steal any girl with a nice succulent booty

I invited Brendan to my house and my girlfriend dumped me and started sucking his dick

by Sebassnikolous November 21, 2021

Brendan

Quiet, studious guy. He is quiet ambiverted and is a little to no-talk type of guy. Yes, of course he is loud and unserious with his friends, but Brendan is the type of guy who is VERY extroverted once hyped up. He will sing, yell, and maybe even talk to a lot more people than usual. Other than that, his brown-ish black-ish hair is always fluffy and washed well.

"He's so quiet around me, but so loud around you!"
"Oh, Brendan?"

by urmomisvhot November 28, 2021

Brendan

Brendan is sometimes good at sports. He doesn’t say it he sprays it. He is spoiled he is at times a good friend but he is a rat. He will always snitch you out!

Jack: I just lit of firecrackers Brendan

Brendan: *goes to jacks teacher* jack just Lit of some fire works or something

by Cocksnort69 October 25, 2019

Brendan Fraser

That moment in your life when you reminisce on those times where you used to be fit and cool but now you've become depressed, fat and forgotten.

Man I used to have a healthy BMI, now I've gone straight Brendan Fraser

by Virgin Antechinus November 24, 2020

Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don

man: oh i’m sorry that your locked out of your house but i’m with my girlfriend sooo

other man: ahh mate don’t be a Brendan

by Djamila November 7, 2020

Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don

Brendan: Oh i would help you but like i’m with my girlfriend...

Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan

by Djamila November 7, 2020

Brendan H

Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021