America 

Like Bill Maher said,

Just like Jessica Simpson: Sometimes so dumb it's embarrassing, but on the other hand, HOW 'BOUT THEM TITTIES?!

Jessica Simpson is like America.

America by Strykur March 28, 2009

America 

Far superior to Britain, America is the best country to ever exist.

“Fuck Britain and those tea bag sucking bitches. America is where it’s at.”

America by ProudAmericanMan November 19, 2020

America 

A place where we think everything is rascist and 99% of people don't know the difference between their, there, and they're.

Mexican 1: look over their
America 1: they're

America by Swaggggg August 16, 2016

America 

An extremely cute young lady, that despite her mistakes, is very wise in her actions.
She can often be found at Atherton High in the U.S.A. where she constantly receives the LAMEST America jokes ever.

"Hey, you name is America? What's your last name? STATES?!?"

America by Jason Earls March 17, 2009

AMERICA 

Amy and Erica (Really Fast)

GO TEAM AMERICA!

Erica: Have a bidet
Amy: Your my Biffel

Amy: You are Cool With a C
Erica: Like Crabs Clamidia and Cart Wheels

AMERICA by Amy Chapotelle December 12, 2008

America 

A place where we think everything is rascist and 99% of people don't know the difference between their, there, and they're.

Mexican 1: look over their
America 1: they're

America by Swaggggg August 16, 2016

America 

America is a funny girl who has gone through an emo phase, does what she wants to hair and very obsessive over things. Caring person who loves her friends, but deep inside can be shady, but it's okay. Don't mess with her.

America will cut a bitch.

America by urmumhoe February 22, 2017