goober hog

A stupid hog that likes incest.

Shut, you goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019

golly goobers

Golly goobers is a way of expressing your surprise.It is like saying OMG or Jesus Christ . This word originates from the spongebob saying of goofy goobers .

Golly Goobers! A chicken just jumped out my wardrobe !

by aev May 13, 2020

alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017

Goober Shnoober

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.

What about my goober shnoober, whats going on?

by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022

Goofy goober

Exactly what it means

Man you a goofy goober

by I would really appreciate it December 14, 2019

goober squad

ha ha i made you look this up and i just put this here ha ha ha

youve been goober squaded

by rongloe May 24, 2020

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018