Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed

I wish I was a Brendan Murphy

by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022

Brendan Crimson

Best Wrestler of all Time

Brendan Crimson has that Talent Factor that others lack

by BoboBilson August 1, 2023

Brendan

a guy who has “strawberry blonde” hair and thinks track and cross country is a sport👎

omg look it’s a bReNdaN...ew🚫

by Kk1185 November 26, 2019

Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don

Brendan: Oh i would help you but like i’m with my girlfriend...

Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan

by Djamila November 7, 2020

Brendan

brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend

guy 1: did you hear about brendan?

guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy

by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024

Brendan

That dude who slaps his own ass during straight sex.

He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender

by HypersMyth August 15, 2018

Brendan H

Cool mannered, kind of quiet, but when you get going you'll have a great time. While you may not get to know him that well at first, be persistent, it's worth it. He'll play games with you and probably kick your butt, but that's not all. This man puts the handy in handy. All in all, a very good friend who cares and understands. Oh and of course because you can't do one of these with mentioning dicks, don't worry he's packing.

Who's the guy over there with the absolute massive shlong? Oh that's just Brendan H, what a legend

by Brandon StinkyBalls March 8, 2021