Kiwi

A crush, someone you’re interested in romantically

I have a kiwi on Matthew!
I’m never gonna get over this kiwi
My kiwi will never like me!

by diamonditsl August 15, 2023

Kiwi

A term used to describe a desirable female. One that is curvy and usually has a sizable behind.

Damn! She BEEN eating Kiwi huh? She really walking round here will all dat ass!

by YaBoyMoses June 24, 2020

Kiwi

The cutest dog in existence. Wears a frog hoodie and sleeps in your lap if you are nice with her. Belongs to a girl who also has a frog bucket hat.

N: Is that kiwi in the middle of the street?
A: KIWI COME HERE

by sopadecaracol November 23, 2021

Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!

John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!

by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020

Kiwi

A person's balls

Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!

by eyaggggggggggggggggggggggggg June 26, 2017

Kiwi

A nickname for a person who likes kiwi fruit or who starts with the letter k. They typically have dirty blond hair and confusing eyes. They are fast runners and very athletic. Usually girls go by this nickname. They are so pretty/handsome and are the most kind people you will ever meet.

Girl1: omg kiwi is sooo nice.
Girl2: she must love kiwi fruit or something. I wish I was that nice.

by chickenpotato1265 July 15, 2020

Kiwi

The most amazing sweetest gecko who looks like a kiwi(yes the fruit)

LOOK ITS MY GECKO KIWI
omg hes adorable
WHY THANK YOU

by Monikaplier February 28, 2020