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the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.
Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..
by No name nun November 2, 2014
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Yankees fan

1. A greaseball from the slums of the bronx that wears a wife-beater and claims he is italian despite making his “pasta” with prego or ragu sauce. He claims to be a yankee supporter so he has a chance to identify with the glory and success they have achieved, because he knows he will never achieve self fulfillment by himself. 2. A snobby stock broker who doesnt know what a sac fly is, yet sits behind home plate every game claiming to be a diehard fan yelling slurs at bostonians for simply existing. Takes the entire rivalry way too far, openly supporting dzhokhar tsarnaev for sticking it up to beantown. And finally 3. A random child from anywhere in the world who is a fair weather fan and a bandwagon who wont cheer his local purely because they are losing. He is not popular at school, has pimples, is tubby, weak, unattractive, mentally slow, and wants to feel like a winner so he relies on the success of the yankees to feel good about himself despite the fact hes a closeted homosexual.
Hey thats jimmy hes that fat kid who always gets picked last cause hes a yankees fan

“He looks gross”
by Notthatbitchkaleigh August 7, 2022
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Yankee Doodled

When a person tries to mock the United States with a song or name but instead Americans embrace it.
Jim: hey man, did you hear the song "Keep Your Rifle by Your Side" from Farcry 5? It's apparently supposed to make fun of us, but I've just embraced it. Ubisoft really Yankee Doodled this one.

Bob: Yeah I know, but I love the song, I really connect to it.
by KatothePotato June 18, 2021
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Yankee SnapBack

The Process of pulling a partners hair back forcefully whilst in a doggystyle position, then proceeding to punch their head forward again
I don't want to have sex with Liam again
He gave me a wicked Yankee SnapBack
by PhatDogg10 April 22, 2015
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Yankee Trash

a northerner who rejects the policies and beliefs of the confederacy
Yankee: "the csa was racist!"
Good ole Southern Boy: "no it aint yankee trash!"
by BowtieMatt June 8, 2017
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Playing for the Yankees

When you stick your dick inside of her and you immediately go soft.
Guy #1:I heard Jeff couldn't keep it up. Sandy told me he went soft right as he got in
Guy #2: I knew he was playing for the Yankees. I knew it
by Cupidsarcher July 2, 2014
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Daddy Yankee

a rapper of the reggaeton genre of music and he pays ppl to make him famous..and he backstabs. he is married and has 4 kids...but he is fine as
l= U { l<
who's dis...? Dad-dy Yan-kee
by La Gata Fiera April 19, 2005
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