Dan Wold

Little bitch
Looks like a 40 year old male but is only a little boy
Likes wiener

Know that guy Dan Wold?
Yeah he’s a little bitch!

by leggomyeggo December 11, 2023

Tigger welder

A black TIG welder

Get that stupid Tigger welder outa my booth!

by HiggerNater19 January 29, 2024

Missouri Welder

The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.

Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!

Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?

Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?

Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!

by That1Lineman March 8, 2024

Clam Welding

When two women grind on each others clits so hard it creates enough friction heat to be uncomfortable.

Emily & Sammy told me they were scissoring so hard they were "Clam Welding" last night.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Keyboard Welder

A douchebag troll that comments on welding videos like he or she is some kind professional welder even though they have ZERO pictures or videos of welds they produced on their own profiles/pages. Their opinion is WORTHLESS and they should be immediately BANNED from your account.

Creator in video: *welds a perfect stack of dimes with a mig*
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN

by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 5, 2026

do you love welder

Mantra of tee-shirt peddling scum on social media. Mostly instagram, where their M.O. is to repost content without credit or mention with the goal of feeding off of talented welders.

Do you love welder? Follow me for stolen pics daily. Visit links for shirts mugs and leggings.

by Scumfrog September 1, 2018

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019