walrus pelt

When you put on a winter jacket and you think you look fly AF but you really just look like Jabba the Hutt wearing the pelt of the Yeti.

I bought a new North Face jacket thinking I would look sexy as hell but in reality the hot poontang said it looked like I was wearing a walrus pelt. :'(

by The Prince of Darkness February 27, 2017

Walrus-bomb

Walrus-bomb (v.): 1) Sex with someone with a BMI of over 40, most commonly on the springboard at the YMCA pool. 2) Influx of disturbing, yet oddly sensual photographs on a social media site. 3) When the influx of number 2 causes number 1.

I totally walrus-bombed that chick in the handicapped bathroom at Chilis.

I just watched Happy Feet, and I feel all horny and I need to walrus-bomb.

by Curshmanspiral November 5, 2012

Chilean Walrus

Barebacking a girl while biting her and repeatedly thunderclapping her ears. Bonus points awarded for a Wilfred Brimley mustache.

Dolores is so freaky she let me give her a Chilean Walrus right before dinner.

Anal Bareback Chilean culture diabeetus

by ProbablyNickBartley July 26, 2016

Walrus Alfredo

The sexual act of ejaculating on a large mustached Italian Women.

Bob decided to give Maria a helping of Walrus Alfredo.

by MrAssmouth July 5, 2014

frothy walrus

when a guy is getting a blow job, right when he cums he hits her in the chest causing cum to cum out of her noise

kind of like a clancey

by Jizzer January 23, 2005

walrus slap

Flat-palm slapping a woman's wet vagina. The hand resembles a walrus "flipper" and the wet slap will remind one of the sound of waves crashing.

"Here comes the walrus slap!"
"Wait what--"
(squelsh)

by Twist of Lemon February 18, 2013

Blind Walrus

While having sex with a heavy set women(fat ass) you think you are vigorously pounding her vagina. She then informs you that your penis has not penetrated her yet. You then realize that all you have been doing is fucking her FUPA (Fat upper pussy area).

I really pulled a blind walrus last night

by Ledroe December 22, 2008