What a fairy spotter she was. Watching that movie last night, she kept telling which actors were not real men.
by Stephan Smolka September 24, 2008
amber: "the weed fairy visited last night, now i can finally buy some bud"
seje: "that's my favorite fairy!"
seje: "that's my favorite fairy!"
by admebl November 09, 2011
this is the explanation for one of the most frequent and unwanted body phenomena.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.
by alasondro April 19, 2010
by Szerdi September 30, 2003
Someone who's a cute lil innocent bean (can be any gender) or an insult meaning a boy who is overly feminine but really it works better a complement
"He's so innocent and adorable wot a lil fairy boy"
"He's so feminine and goody-two-shoes what an annoying little fairy boy"
"He's so feminine and goody-two-shoes what an annoying little fairy boy"
by Andy dandy doodle boi September 23, 2017
To have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. You would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there's absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess.
"Dude, I swear to G** that I got a blow job last night, but there wasn't any cum anywhere."
"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."
"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."
by fval321 January 04, 2010
If you are eating baked potatoes, and you come across a potato with a green spot on it, said potato is therefore, a gangrene fairy. NOTE: the green spot may have a few little brown spots on it.
by codyandmatt March 05, 2009