The Standing O

A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.

Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?

by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023

how stand

the coolest stander

Guy 1: hey you know that standing cat?
Guy 2: yea of course i know the standing cat.
Guy 1: yea that cat is the best stander out there.
Guy 2: yea you cant disagree with facts.
Guy 1: but seriously though, how stand?
Guy 2: idk it will be a mystery for ever.

by w5e4drtfyguhiytiugjhiyutfgjhkg May 11, 2021

Fuck stand

The woman lies on your back with her legs raised and folded over so she ankles are on either side of her head, while the man squats and dips their penis or toy in and out of her vagina.

Yeah we watched Love Island and I totally gave her the ‘fuck stand’ special.

by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023

Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface

She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.

by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted

Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.

by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011

stands awakening

its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks

Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?

Guy 2: no that game sucks

by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 3, 2023

bland stand

When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.

"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."

by BlueFanta December 3, 2016