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Fairy Spotter

A repressed homosexual that informs you if someone is gay.
What a fairy spotter she was. Watching that movie last night, she kept telling which actors were not real men.
by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009
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weed fairy

the best fairy in the world. give you weed/weed money mysteriously when you need it most.
amber: "the weed fairy visited last night, now i can finally buy some bud"
seje: "that's my favorite fairy!"
by admebl November 10, 2011
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Posterior Fairy

Gay man, see also Fairy, Butt Pirate, Ass Goblin, Rectum Raider, Rectal Raider, etc
That guys is such a posterior fairy!
by Szerdi September 30, 2003
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poo fairy

this is the explanation for one of the most frequent and unwanted body phenomena.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.
- hey, good morning.
- wow, someone got a visit from the poo fairy last night...
by alasondro April 19, 2010
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Fairy boy

Someone who's a cute lil innocent bean (can be any gender) or an insult meaning a boy who is overly feminine but really it works better a complement
"He's so innocent and adorable wot a lil fairy boy"
"He's so feminine and goody-two-shoes what an annoying little fairy boy"
by Andy dandy doodle boi September 23, 2017
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Blow Fairy

To have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. You would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there's absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess.
"Dude, I swear to G** that I got a blow job last night, but there wasn't any cum anywhere."

"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."
by fval321 January 4, 2010
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Basement Fairy

A man over the age of 18 that lives in his mothers basement, playing Call of Duty and most likely has an Match.com account. They lack social skills needed to survive in the real world, and their mother threatens them to leave at least once a week. They are usually fans of monster energy drinks and they have their mom drop them Mcdonalds though the laundry shoot. They probably have a website selling mods for ps3 and make about $12 each month. Another thing that can make you a basement dweller is having a World of Warcraft account.
Did you read the biography about the guy who invented World of Warcraft? Yeah, he is a hardcore Basement Fairy.
by Austin Shaheen December 31, 2010
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