by lilshabab February 15, 2018

A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.
Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.
by zm July 25, 2003

by PoniesRUs April 7, 2009

A cat that will lay across your shoulder while you walk around, sometimes around the back of your neck if you're using both hands to secure them. Contrary to popular belief, cats don't have nine live and certainly don't always land on four feet.
For instance, I once had a cat so tame that it didn't know how to land. At all. And I'm assuming that if you have a shoulder cat that trusts you enough to laze around atop your shoulder, it wont be able to either, so be careful.
For instance, I once had a cat so tame that it didn't know how to land. At all. And I'm assuming that if you have a shoulder cat that trusts you enough to laze around atop your shoulder, it wont be able to either, so be careful.
Shoulder cat; A cat on your shoulder
"Its kind of funny how Capt'n, you're pet, sits on your shoulder and not the other way around" (Don't get the joke?:
A captain with a pet on their shoulder (parrot, monkey, cat) instead of a person with Cap'n on their shoulder) *sigh* I know, lame joke, em I right?
"Its kind of funny how Capt'n, you're pet, sits on your shoulder and not the other way around" (Don't get the joke?:
A captain with a pet on their shoulder (parrot, monkey, cat) instead of a person with Cap'n on their shoulder) *sigh* I know, lame joke, em I right?
by catsanddogs123456 August 14, 2017

To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.
When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.
by Supermama October 18, 2008

A hip
by LemonySnickets September 18, 2022

to sit behind someone in a lecture and nestle bacon on their shoulders in the interest of creating an aura of humiliation around the individual
by matt porter April 23, 2008
