Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.
That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.
by One1Upp July 18, 2024
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Wine with a mermaid

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.
by AgoPTP December 30, 2021
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Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.
Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.
by Chooch6969 April 13, 2025
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Mermaid Syndrome

A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.

Someone who drinks a lot of water.
‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’
by Genzwhsiper789 April 22, 2021
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Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.
by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019
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Little Mermaid

When a movie or TV studio race or gender swaps a character with no reason. Often done to promote inclusivity.
The new scooby doo movie got that little mermaid treatment.
by TheBackDoorGamer October 09, 2022
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Rowdy Mermaid

When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.
Girl, Joe came in for some fish tacos but I gave him the Rowdy Mermaid.
by CumboochaKing October 30, 2020
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