Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.
Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
Get the Mechanical Keyboardmug. The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.
Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023
Get the the car mechanicmug. Someonr who can't change and entire system, process or worldview, but knows how to tweak it so it's less vile and ficked up.
There's no way we can defeat capitalism, just by ourselves, in the next few months but as paradigm mechanics, we can fuck it up enough to improve it for a lot of people.
by dgivista January 18, 2025
Get the Paradigm Mechanicmug. by Lowk3y.x February 20, 2024
Get the The Mechanical Bullmug. the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
by Chwailhunter334 December 27, 2023
Get the Quantum Jiggle Mechanicsmug. The mechanic is when a guy tucks his hard dick and sits on the edge of a chair. His bitch slides under his legs and jacks and sucks him till she changes the oil.
by Oilfield diver September 11, 2021
Get the Mechanicmug. A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.
by mechanic police October 10, 2008
Get the onion mechanicmug.