poopy mayonnaise

A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.

Only the most intelligent people use this word!

Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?

Random man: poopy mayonnaise

by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022

mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.

Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."

by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022

Mayonnaise Bomb

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth

Oh yeah, last night i gave her the biggest mayonnaise bomb

by OwenDaDawg94 May 24, 2023

Mayonnaise

On an escalator
Goin upstairs so see ya later

see the mayonnaise

by merryMidlifecrisis December 14, 2021

Mayonnaise

An instrument

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.

by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024

Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.

Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!

by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025