chip-rider

One who attends dining excursions with friends only to eat the complimentary chips and salsa provided by the restaurant (usually Mexican)

Waitress 1: "and you sir?"
Brett: "Im good with just a water, thanks"

*back in the kitchen*

Waitress 1: "We got a chip-rider on table five"
Waitress 2: "Spit in it, you know they aint gunna tip"

"Another God damned chip-rider!"

by bang dicker August 25, 2012

rim chip

The crouton on the edge of the salad as you are tossing it. Ie: a dingle berry as you are eating ass.

I went down and everything was good until I ran into a rim chip.

by sparkle horse June 10, 2016

chip speak

A language spoken by "affluent" males (age 14 - 35) from Connecticut.

Phil said "Todd and I are going to play a quick game of squash on my private course, why don't you have your driver drop you off here".

Rick responded "Phil chill with all that chip speak, you know I take the bus every where"

by Ben Franklins February 7, 2008

chip bitch

That one bitch that always gets the chips for you

Hey! get my chips your my new chip bitch.

by Deadeyegaming December 3, 2016

chip-a-nickel

Rolling back the estimated arrival time on a g.p.s. in 5 minute increments.

Using EZPass, I was able to chip-a-nickel through the Holland Tunnel.

by WoodenHaze December 13, 2012

Chip Diddly

A word used to describe a happy moment when completing an action or goal. It is often said in a southern accent, and it was created 2021-02-19 by a really cool guy.

"It's all going chip diddly!"

by BuddyDooWhat February 19, 2021

Chicken Chips

The most tasty thing ever

Person 1: What's your favourite food?
Person 2: That's a silly question, it's chicken chips!

by georgio798 December 9, 2019