Menstrual Tide

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
by NicRattlehead August 12, 2015
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Crimson Tide

In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.
The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
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Crimson Tide

He made be Squirt while I was bleeding and it was like a Crimson Tide!!!
by d3vilwitahal0 June 09, 2024
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Crimson Tide

Sue is pretty bitchy today, she must be riding the crimson tide.
by Stooge-a-phile November 29, 2017
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Honolulu high tide

When you whip out your Johnson and hose down a homeless person with jizz.
The guy in the beach begging for change got a honolulu high tide from a huge black guy.
by Holyhellthatsadinosoar May 11, 2023
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Tide Pods

Something that teenagers eat for fun and post it on their Instagrams. They don't really eat it. They just bite them and spit them out
Tide Pods are gr8
by Trains Lol March 19, 2018
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