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Slab

amazing insult created by Teddy Ecott-Thorogood
Rachael is a Slab
by reemteam123 July 12, 2015
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Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm
Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter
by Meat slammer February 12, 2017
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Slab

A female or male associate that is only used or called when their “partner” needs something.
I’m hungry, let me call this lil slab rq so she can bring me sum money.
by DaddyMemo April 1, 2019
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Slab

Remove slabs from a wood or tree before cutting it into planks.
He slabbed the wood on the two remaining sides to form a rectangle timber.
by Arminkshipper June 18, 2024
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Slab Slime

Slab Slime
When in the action of having Sex, Hobo Jizz secretes out of the vagina,,, While having sex with someone else!!!
Have you heard about and the slab slime.. yeah they said she got all kind of Slab Slime,, gooey and Owweee falling out while she's getting busy
by WillE.Smashem March 3, 2025
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Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement
“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris
“T̵̨̤̱͇͇̭͔̣̞̗̪̬͌̍͐̀̋̄͝͝H̴̩̱̰̬̞̳̭͔̜̝̞͌̄̐̿̇̉̊̍̔̐͘͝͠È̴̳̘͖̀̈́͗F ̞̩͚̫̟̞̫͈͉̲̂̔̋̉͐̅̿̍͌͗́͘O ̥̖̥͔̦̱̞͐̓̈́G ̖̼̣̗̹̩͖̺̼̊͋̽̃̌͌̍̂̀I̶̡̡̢̯͉͚̝̺̞̤̼̜͈͖͍̓̍͗̎̈́́̓̇͋͐̇̕͘͝S ̳̈́͆̍̚C̵̡̨̘͍̤̞͉̮̮̺̖͓̹̩̑̽͜O̶̠͋̉̎̉̈́̀̋̄͐̏́͘̕͠M̵̥̋̇͊̊̋̉̊I̵̡̩͚̼̖̺̫͌̈́͐͋́͛͌̓͛͝Ņ̴̢̢̝̣̖̮̲̖̤͍̩̼̿̀͐̒͑̕͠͠G̵̢̭̦̞͌͌͌̋͐̉̌̈́̾͐̂̅͗ͅ
by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025
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slab ass

An ultimate fucking retard, especially a retarded farmer who performs acts of incest for a living.
Wow!! James is such a slab ass!! What a total douche, he must fuck his cousin.
by Bunghole Tickler October 21, 2019
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