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The Standing O

A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
Since we’re painting the ceiling, do you want to do The standing O on this ladder?
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023
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standing bath

a shower apparenlty 🙄
emma’s taking a standing bath
by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022
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how stand

Guy 1: hey you know that standing cat?
Guy 2: yea of course i know the standing cat.
Guy 1: yea that cat is the best stander out there.
Guy 2: yea you cant disagree with facts.
Guy 1: but seriously though, how stand?
Guy 2: idk it will be a mystery for ever.
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Craig Stand

The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
by thecraigery November 12, 2011
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Lemonade Stand

When a lady in a dress, skirt or shorts, has to take a piss, either in public or while doing something, usually standing, she "just let's it flow".
Patty was so busy filling orders at the beer garden for event at the park, she never got to take a break and just decided to do a lemonade stand.

Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.
by Fishercook September 5, 2021
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Standing Cervetti

A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.
Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."

Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."

Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
by Mr. Luxy December 9, 2020
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Kick Stand

When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over
"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"
by ThirdLegJones June 6, 2015
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