A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.
Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."
Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."
Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."
Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
by Mr. Luxy December 9, 2020
Get the Standing Cervettimug. When a lady in a dress, skirt or shorts, has to take a piss, either in public or while doing something, usually standing, she "just let's it flow".
Patty was so busy filling orders at the beer garden for event at the park, she never got to take a break and just decided to do a lemonade stand.
Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.
Dude, look over there at that chick... the juice running down her thighs!... man she's totally lemonade standing.
by Fishercook September 5, 2021
Get the Lemonade Standmug. The act of attempting to do a solo keg stand on an already tapped out keg resulting with a fall due to the top heaviness of the dumb ass trying to be cool.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that kid fall on his face.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
Person 2: Yeah dude those Craig Stands never work.
by thecraigery November 12, 2011
Get the Craig Standmug. A sex position where the man stands on a ladder to where his penis is the exact height of her mouth, and she gives him head.
by Horny Frey 2 May 19, 2023
Get the The Standing Omug. What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted
Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
Get the Freestyle Standingmug. its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks
by gerjlsedrgjlergkjwerglikgrw March 3, 2023
Get the stands awakeningmug. The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.
Similar to a carface
Similar to a carface
by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008
Get the Donut Standmug.