Shining light from above

A "Shining light from above" is a self-indulged term used by horrible liars, and devious perverts whom start sexual endeavors and then blame the intimate moment on the other person. Often said when accused of being a souless harpy queen, or just a sklut in a defensive manner. But generally it's used when an unwanted, yet true insult is insinuated or brought up.

Often misconstruded with something pure, or holy. Or just shiny rays of light falling forth from the sky, but in reality it's just a claim of innocence to mask ones extreme level of naughtyness and ones insatiable sexual appetite.

" Hey D, you started the hotel thing. "

" Shut up, I would never do that, I am a shining light from above! "

by Little Spooky Sprout April 28, 2010

Shiving

A synonym for bunking.

We have school today? Fuck school, I'm shiving.

by LambOfGod November 7, 2013

Shining Path

A “far-left” guerrilla movement in Peru, notorious for boiling babies of peasants. If somebody brings up the Shining Path in a debate; leave.

“You’re a Marxist-Leninist? What so you support the Shining Path? You support boiling babies?”

by tedpilled August 5, 2020

Backdoor sniping

Backdoor sniping is a term often used to refer when a homosexual is going out on the pull.

Homo1 - "You coming out tonite?

Homo2 - Yeah! Backdoor sniping all the way"

by ssjangelus March 21, 2007

Free Shipping

Picture this:
Usually when a wingman or wingwoman brings thier friend a fuck buddy with no strings attached to the bar/party. ie... Free Shipping ... This girl or guy must be somewhat attractive. Your bar mate would do her or him but is with someone else at the present time. Free Shipping is best done when the "Shipee" is stoned, drunk or getting back at thier boy/girlfriend for cheating.

Scenario for Free Shipping...it's a stretch so bear with it...

3 people are out at a random pub...2 guys, 1 girl. Girl "Dora" and guy "Dick" who are dating go outside for a smoke or to score some drugs, leaving other guy alone. We will call him "Single Sam." The daters, "Dora & Dick", find a Cute Girl for Single Sam....

Single Sam: Alone at the bar staring at his coaster....
Dora & Dick: Smoking outside when Cute Girl asks for a ciggy...after pleasantries and small talk Dora and Dick find out Cute Girl is "On The Prowl."

Dora: "You'd like my friend Single Sam. He's just inside."
Dick: "I'll buy you a drink, Coke, X... if you shag Sam."
Cute Girl: "I could go for a roll in the hay...let me see this Sam."

Dick: Talking to Sam, "I found this Cute Girl for you. She's nice, cool and is willing to shag you. Totally Free Shipping dude. Hit me on my mobile in the morning with all the details."

by OneHairyGuy July 14, 2009

Knight In Shining Armor

When the male partner knights the female with his penis by tapping both shoulders and then EXPLODING on her face, creating a jizzy helmet.

"Bitch was trippin' so Sir Joseph had to give that bitch the good ol' Knight In Shining Armor. Dub nigga."

by Ricky George December 28, 2007

deer shining

going out with a bright spot light, looking at does and bucks in rut while yelling 'shes bleeding shes bleeding TIME FOR BREEDING!' then you try to hit a doe with your truck, get some meat and leave it there.

'so what do you do for fun in holmen?'
'we go deer shining and coon bashing'
'thought so'

by coon bashing king October 28, 2006