Upper Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit in the upper tank of the toilet, thereby leaving for an unsuspecting friend or foe a beef stew flush on the next use.

Once the prank has been exacted on your target, posting your photo to Facebook to share with all your friends exactly who accomplished this diabolical deed.

Dave took the last beer, so I posted my Upper Shelfie on his Facebook after hearing him flush then vomit in the bathroom

by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

urban serf

An individual who gathers video content while walking through urban centers, showcasing unique properties and venues which influence our appreciation of Architecture, Food, Art and Entertainment.

Is he just taking random videos of family and friends or is he an urban serf?

by USerf March 25, 2014

top shelf cheddar

The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.

I want the good stuff, that top shelf cheddar, none of this shit for concentrate.

by A. Ovechkin October 17, 2015

jacob sheffield

A stinky gay kid who likes booty

Jacob sheffield was so gay he made gay the new everyday

by Lil Lellow October 27, 2019

lumpy shelf

A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf

Your beard is giving me lumpy shelf vibes

by Cockwood February 16, 2021

Titty shelf

When a woman is so fat or pregnant and their stomach sticks out so far their titties instead of hanging down to their belly button they rest on her titty shelf.

Look at the size of that woman. She is so big her breasts are resting on her titty shelf.

by kellycrew January 27, 2022

vote serf

A vote serf is someone whose vote is expected/borderline demanded by a political party, politician, or their supporters, despite offering few-to-no policies of interest to the person in question.

"Politician/party X won't do Y for you, but you should still vote for them so at least politician/party Z doesn't get into office"

"Fuck that noise, I won't be your vote serf."

by Il Senza Preteze February 1, 2023