A Cuntz Schwebel is a psycho/sociopath, narcissistic, megalomaniac, broken person. They will do everything they can to pretend they are someone else, stealing everything from money to pics of someone’s kids on the internet. They will fake their entire life, thinking they’re convincing others that they’re so amazing when actually inside they hate themselves…. This makes them want to hurt and prey on people. Especially people way younger than themselves.
“Look at that Cuntz Schwebel…. I wish they would just get help and stop with the predatory bullshit.”
by Katniss Neverdeen April 18, 2023
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Slicked back hair, gillets and a penchent for paddle are strong indicators. Those found in London will typically work in finance and summer in Majorca.
Slicked back hair, gillets and a penchent for paddle are strong indicators. Those found in London will typically work in finance and summer in Majorca.
by Piggins123 August 5, 2025
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