are you shitting me 

it basically means are you serious

Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .

are you shitting me by that bxtch April 17, 2009

Shitting An Axe 

having a bitch fit that cannot be measured by anything other than putting the words shit and axe right next to each other in a progressive tense

ms. aman was shitting an axe all over patricks face when he was late to the last rehearsal

Shitting An Axe by //ReiXgh// February 25, 2010

Shining the Helmet 

Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.

Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?

Shining the Helmet by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010

Shifting and Drifting 

The practice of moving between relationships at an ungodly pace.

All of those first years are "Shifting and Drifting"

Shifting and Drifting by JackMack95 August 2, 2012

shitting distance 

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.

I'm within shitting distance so I'll be right back.

shitting distance by GatSmith January 31, 2014

shitting tears 

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

shitting tears by isorib July 17, 2022

shit shifting 

The act of moving any item/items to another place.

That table is so cluttered! I better do some shit shifting.

shit shifting by blips April 1, 2008