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runner

The most hard working group of people you will ever meet. Different from a jogger who is just a person either
a) trying to get fit and failing
b) trying to look cool/hot
c) not trying at all
Runners work incredibly hard, they are always training and are the toughest people you will ever meet. I mean come on, who else could finish a 10k x-country meet with a broken arm or become English national schoolgirl champion with a sprained ankle? They are also amazingly kind, sweet understanding, and compassionate because they understand what it is like to be in pain or be disappointed. A true runner is a good sportsman/woman, they do not boast or brag they just help others and be happy for those who beat them. Any competitiveness that they have is just to make their family, friends and coach proud, it is not for themselves. They are also extremely intelligent and have the strongest minds. A runner is a beautiful person inside and out.
populargirl: oh my gosh look at me im so hot because im a runner

runner: yes you are.

runner is compassionate and kind even though they know that the popular girl is just showing off they wont hurt her or boast.
by gigigigigi September 14, 2012
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Runner's Dump

The sensation an individual feels after going for a distance run (7+ miles); usually consists of anything you have eaten but not passed since your previous runner's dump - most relieving feeling next to ejaculation.

Described as "nastay!"
Blaine: Dude, I just went for a 9 mile run!

Court: That must have been nice.

Blaine: Yeah, but my Runner's Dump after felt so much better! I finally got that cabbage out.

Court: You haven't had cabbage in a month...

Blaine: I know
by Bored Jedi June 1, 2011
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A runner

A girl/boy who quits or a big cryer
Girl
"I quit!"
Boy
"You're a runner"
by Htrdrdtfyfyftsrdghvhfjcfdrs September 27, 2014
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tales runner

a racing game where everyone runs around free and gayly

There are many perverts who play and hump people. Many people like to stab eachother with their dicks and run around naked. In this game, being a ho/pimp is average. After you play this game you shall become a sex addict unless you have personal issues.
Xanji:*runs around like a naked potato*
Billy: Tales runner is the gay place to be
Bob: Touch me Billy!
by Sandrao December 25, 2009
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runners high

A concept runners have come up with to explain to non-runners after being asked for the thousandth time how it is possible to enjoy running
non-runner: So tell me again... why do you like running?
Long, exasperated pause.
runner: Ummm... Runners High.
non-runner: Ahh... I see
by Eastern Wildebeest January 15, 2017
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jamacian suz runner

a Jamacian suz runner is where you throw a crack pipe in front of a semi-truck, wearing a thong and flipflops, run around the the semi twice and then you get snort coke off a strippers ass.
Jo is a Jamacian Suz Runner in the back alley.
by aWHITEgirl August 21, 2010
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runeryder

Runeryders are everywhere.
by runeryder April 19, 2010
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