Road Swag

The act of finding something useful on the road or ground during a journey of any kind.

I found a hammer on the my bike ride yesterday. Best road swag I've found yet.

by 3viliv3 June 28, 2021

ball in road

A game where a circle of people sit in the middle of a road and pass a ball back and forth between eachother. The group is not allowd to get up until a car stops and beeps three times.

Girl #1: Dude, did you hear about the group of kids who got run over?
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.

by phil knight August 24, 2006

Road Penguin

Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.

Dude lets go yank out that road penguin!

by A55Finch July 3, 2009

road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)

Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.

by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005

Dargle road

A place where magic happens and dreams go to die.

To dargle (verb): to go to an afters and never return to see your family or the light of day again.

Synonym: a constant rollover

“Do you dargle road much yourself lad?”

by friendsofthelittledargle May 19, 2023

Road Jihad

Causing havoc (deliberate or otherwise) on public roads usually by driving offensively or otherwise unsafely for the conditions thereby inconveniencing numerous others.

The taxi cab cut-off three vehicles before merging into expressway traffic at a third of the speed of regular traffic flow causing an influx of traffic behind him. The resulting two hour traffic delay was attributed to Road Jihad.

by John Bigbootay November 27, 2009

Road Throat

The act of receiving a blow job while driving a vehicle.

“Damn jess gives hella good road throat”

“Did you hear about dom? Dude got serious road throat last week.”

by Ochmock August 18, 2019