Redditors of Reddit

When someone says "Redditors of Reddit" They are usually stating that you sound like a reddit neckbeard

Neckbeard: And then I said "wow, that was so depressing...fitting for a wholesome award"
Other person: Said the Redditors of reddit

Hentaifan23377: this post has achieved the 4 horsemen of free awards
cockandballtorture: -Redditors of reddit

by 24kQxirky June 8, 2021

Reddit second

The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.

Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.

by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022

Reddit is dead

Reddit is fucking gone

Reddit is dead

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

Reddit Tornado

When a mentally enfeebled man-child throws a tantrum in their local games store and throws the display full of FNAF plushies and Fortnite cards across the store.

"I heard that Josh went on a full Reddit Tornado at the local Gamestop after the girl working there rejected his advances for the third time this week"

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Reddit-tard

Somebody who suffers from they stereotypical superiority complex browsing reddit may cause. They typically are slimier in attitude, temperament, and humor to a immature self-proclaimed "history buff" middle-school-er who is probably autistic and thinks that "nazis were kinda cool."

"That fucking reddit-tard is so god damned annoying, fucker goes on and on about r/dankmemes and Andrew Tate."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."

by This machine kills fascists December 22, 2022

Reddit story

A reddit story is a story (most likely ai generated) that can range from being mildly weird to absolutely deranged
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span

These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.

Bro your vacation sounds like a reddit story

by Seataiii November 5, 2023