pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

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Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

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pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.

Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!

by Have a go then April 8, 2022

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Pine River Pond

A small lake in New Hampshire.
The best place to spend your summers
as a child & teenager!

"What are you doing this summer?
I'm spending it at Pine River Pond!"

by ange February 5, 2005

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Pond Lobster

The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee

Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?

Yeah, and it is about to rain too!

Figures. Damn pond lobsters...

by DSFish March 16, 2022

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Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 22, 2022

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