Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 07, 2022

Clit-phobia

The unjustified fear of women's sexuality.

Egyptian men suffer from clit-phobia, so they circumcise their women.

by Al3essam May 01, 2021

lois phobia

lois ashworth the girl with green here

i have lois phobia

by loisashworthxxxoxoxoxo June 30, 2021

Hoby phobia

So my friend said homophobia wrong and said hoby phobia, I thought it was funny.

Oh my god hoby phobia is bad wait- I meant homophobia

by Dreamwastakensdildo September 26, 2021

debto phobia

Extreme fear of being in debt and refuse to incur any debt for consumption

and will spend only with their own cash

I have debto phobia symptom ,so I determinded never induce any kind of debts for all my life

by March 04, 2024

debto phobia

very anxiety about debt and expense anything by cash only

I have debto phobia symptom so only consumption any goods and services by my own cash exactly

by March 06, 2024

small ball phobia

The fear of when a guy whips out his large penis but his balls are not big making his area look non proportional causing a extreme trigger and ick.

I pulled down chads pants and my small ball phobia kicked in, I had to leave before I threw up.

by Eurolover6900 August 01, 2023