goddamn puerto ricans

The most beautiful people on this earth; you wish you could emulate them in every way and form.
Daisy- "Goddamn Puerto Ricans! I wish I was them and not some dumbass, ugly, scanky puta like myself."
by JenDeLaVixen August 03, 2004
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Puerto Rican Chin Strap

A style of beard commonly worn by Puerto Rican males that consists of a very thin band of hair extending from one sideburn, underneath the chin, and up to the other sideburn. Sometimes accented by an abundance of hair on the chin.
Before hitting the club, Jose made sure his Puerto Rican Chin Strap was nice and neat for the ladies.
by Laurel Chris December 04, 2006
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puerto rican credit card

A handgun. As seen on the 7th episode of Drawn Together's third season. Used by Captain Hero to intimidate mystery-solving musician Foxxy Love.
"Oh my god! Het gots a puerto rican credit card!"
by Lench Mob December 12, 2006
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Puerto Rican Fog Bank

When a woman is giving you head, you turn around really quick and fart in her face. Bonus points are given if you can turn right back around and nut in her eye.
Dude, I just Puerto Rican Fog Banked that chick last night.
by DW DC October 23, 2008
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puerto rican ID check

On the small island of puerto rico the legal age of drinking is 18. When you approach the counter trying to buy a drink, the man behind the counter simply askes "are you 18?" You respond with a simple "yes" then continue buying your alcoholic beverages.
Damn I am so thankful for the Puerto Rican ID check because the alcohol made my night!
by The Zach Daddy June 24, 2007
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The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
by revvinkevin March 13, 2016
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puerto rican oil change

It's when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the jiz back into his ass.
ME: "That Rosita bitch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my ass...what the fuck? "
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.
by Miriam Webster Shit April 06, 2017
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