Poser

Someone who shops at Hot Topic.

"DUDE lets go to Hot Topic"
"Yeah we can look so stupid and like posers"
"Alright, sweet i have always wanted to look like a shitbag!"

Poser by Taylor1993 January 18, 2009

poser

i little white boy who thinks he black but not

that loser tyler blake is a poser cause he thought he were black but now he think he leb

poser by Leigh213 December 28, 2005

poser

A poser is aome one tht rides a sk8board to look kool and dont even get hurt,also a poser is someone tht wants to be something there not.

if ur a prep and where preppy cloths and u can barley keep ur balence on a board dont call some one a poser....look at ur self u dont belong on a sk8board. If u where wut ever u want whether its sk8er brands or not and u come to skool w/ a big scrape down ur leg and u show every body ur sk8 board then ur not a poser.

poser by Sk8terpain December 28, 2005

Poser

A person who tries to do somethin, but sucks horrably at it and thinks they are good. Take a skateboarder for instence. If they totally suck and think they are good, you have the right to declare them a poser. They think they are all that and a bag of chips.

"o man i can do a varial kickfip facky."
"Do it!!"
"No, i dont wanna, i dont wanna brag."
"POSER!!!!"

Poser by Jester-ThaWickid October 4, 2005

Poser

Those people that buy skater shoes if they've never even tried to skate before, the ones who don't even know what band is on their T-shirts when they buy them from Hot Topic, the ones who dress all black everyday and act all sad/depressed even when they have what some people would call a perfect life... Basically, people who try to fit in with one certain label because they want attention.

Emo Poser: Ughh, I hate my life. Everything is so depressing and no one wants me..

Random Kid: You live in a mansion, you are friends with pretty much this whole school, and your family is awesome.

Emo Poser: Uhmm. NO ONE GETS ME! -runs away-

Poser by Random kid, kthanks. October 23, 2007

poser

dumb fuckheads who think they're grim nekro evil kvlt total darkness, but aren't. example: maniac (mayhem), everyone in finntroll, and for a good rating also avril lavigne.

"fucking poser!"

"i fucking kill your poser-ass"

"euronymous was an uber-poser"

poser by astathica May 8, 2003

poser

a try-hard person who tries to be someone they're not.
Posers are people who try to be accepted in a certain subculture by trying to act like one who is...and plainly just want to be stereotyped.

Poser=An 11 year old tries to be punk and very recently stopped listening to Avril Lavigne after gaining knowledge that she was dubbed as "not punk" from urbandictionary.com

(not necessarily reffering to people who want to be punk)

poser by evanesco13 March 5, 2007