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volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.
I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.
by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006
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san pedro

(Trichocereus pachanoi) is a tall, dark green cactus that contains mescaline. It is native to Peru and Ecuador, but grows in various places. It is most often used as an entheogen, but can be used to treat cardiac disease and high blood pressure. The highest concentration of mescaline is in the dark green layer right under the surface. Although Mescaline became illegal in the 70s, San Pedro is legal to cultivate.
Cooked San Pedro makes you trip balls, but it's a nasty concoction.
by Ayahuasca November 24, 2007
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Petroula

Hot girl who turns down every guy that wants to bang her. loves to grind all night with juiced up gorillas. makes out with gay looking men still in the closet. She speaks spanish to get attention at the bar and she likes eating popsicles when it's raining. Petroula likes to give dirty sanchez's. Gorgeous fun girl that likes to party and is not afraid to tell bitches whats up.
yo petroula ayyyy papi
by grapejiuce123 February 19, 2011
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Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!
by jim jam jimmoree June 10, 2011
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soul patrol

Fan base of American Idol Season 5 contestant, Taylor Hicks. Hicks referred to the "Soul Patrol" many times during his run on the show, often pumping his fist in the air.
Taylor Hicks: Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol!
Seacrest: Shutup and let me announce the numbers!
by mojoman23 June 1, 2006
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dawn patrol

Getting up before dawn to surf; generally before school, work or some important activity like getting married or going to a funeral.
Crank: Yo dude why you got that smegma on your elbow?
Wingnut: It's dried salt bro. Dawn Patrol this morning! 6 foot swells!
by Angry Waiter March 7, 2007
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snow patrol

a BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT indie band, scottish apart from Gary Lightbody, front man, who is from Northern Ireland.
'Light up, light up, as if yooouu haaave a choice...'
by Perri January 27, 2005
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