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Walter Crankyite

Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.
Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 11, 2019
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Walter Murray

person a: whats your highschool you attend?
person b: guess, hint, it's the best one in Canada
person a: Walter murray?
by ifuckingloveleefelix March 2, 2025
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Walter white

by Walter White. January 21, 2023
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Walter Mitty

Not tryna buy "Walter Mitty" I'm straight.
by takedownhomos December 7, 2022
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walter markel

He is one bad ass mother fucker. He's a great lover, sexy as fuck, ladies love him. He down to earth and really nice. Woman should be lucky to date him.
Is that Walter Markel? He's so sexy!!
by Blazzzed_all_day December 19, 2016
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Daddy Walter

The thiccccccest motherfucker second to Richard the Thicccccccie. He's a stuffed piggy filled with goodies that will make you wetter than the goddamn sun. Like, have you seen this bitch? Damn, he's finer than fine china.
Thot 1: Did you see that man over there?
Thot 2: Yeah! He's a total Daddy Walter.
by DEADMEMEGOAT March 17, 2018
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