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road weasel

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.
Did you see that guy just cut you off? What a road weasel!
by pokeyzard August 26, 2009
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Road Rug

A dead animal that has been run over so many times that its flat shape resembles a rug.
Guy: Did you find my dog?
Neighbor: Yeah, but he’s a road rug now...
by Merkeddy January 19, 2018
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Road Penguin

Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.
Dude lets go yank out that road penguin!
by A55Finch July 3, 2009
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ball in road

A game where a circle of people sit in the middle of a road and pass a ball back and forth between eachother. The group is not allowd to get up until a car stops and beeps three times.
Girl #1: Dude, did you hear about the group of kids who got run over?
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.
by phil knight August 24, 2006
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Road Throat

The act of receiving a blow job while driving a vehicle.
“Damn jess gives hella good road throat

Did you hear about dom? Dude got serious road throat last week.”
by Ochmock August 18, 2019
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Road Name

The self-given name of any person tramping via foot, bike, or car. Creation of the name usually signifies someone entering a new stage of their life and leaving behind the previous one, at least for a time. A famous example of a road name was Christopher Johnson McCandless's road name "Alexander Supertramp."
Person 1: I'm going to start huffing it.
Person 2: Are you going to give yourself a road name?
Person 1: Yeah, I'm changing my name from Jessica to Gaia so I can truly leave behind this life of materialism.
Person 2: Good for you!
by Sir Werner Herzog February 9, 2014
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road breakfast

Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.
by Nemo Nickels January 8, 2017
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