wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 9, 2021

nun

mrs pugh

mrs pugh the nun is so fit

by Armyyyy October 26, 2022

Nun bashing

Rubbing a vagina till orgasm

She went and bashed the nun for JJ wick he loves her Nun bashing

by Jamesrugby October 9, 2023

Nuns Twat

Something that is very tight in the figurative sense, ie a bunch of musicians that are so good that their performance is bang on the money.

I went to see a great band tonight, they were as tight as a Nuns twat.

by Phillip Shilton April 28, 2011

Flying Nun

When a female rapidly jumps on your dick as soon as your pants are off.

Bro 1: Did the gf miss you while you were away bro?
Bro 2: Bro, she ripped my pants off and did a flying nun as soon as I stepped in the door.

by DickButt-Jones January 21, 2018

nun day

nun day is a special day for nuns who play among us and in are eight set and are dyslexic- blacks sus it’s mainly brown who’s a nun because there poo

happy nun day brown

by concrerewall44 October 23, 2020

The Dirty Nun Confessional

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.

Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.

by DT_S January 1, 2023