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No filter

When someone describes themselves as "having no filter" what they really mean is "I'm a massive cunt but you can't get angry at me because I find myself funny"
They also get angry when you call them out for being a cunt and often get really upset when you are a cunt to them.
Person A: "hahaha that guy got hit by a car that's pretty funny"
Person B: "wtf is wrong with you?"
Person A: "I just have no filter haha I'm so random like that"
by Pissedoffwithshittypeople February 8, 2021
mugGet the No filtermug.

Covid filter

The protective discomfort that comes from viewing pre-Covid television shows and movies through the lens of currently necessary social/physical distancing and mask-wearing. Feeling distracted or distressed by characters that share food and drinks, talk closely, don't distance or wear masks.
I had a hard time turning off my Covid filter when watching Dirty Dancing. Everybody was just too close together and breathing each other's air.
by cchat November 21, 2020
mugGet the Covid filtermug.

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 21, 2019
mugGet the facial-fur filtermug.

Spam Filter

A simple tool to make sure that any important e-mail that from a sender you have not previously whitelisted will be hidden from sight, while most of the emails that still make it to your inbox will still be spam.

A device that saves no one any time if you want to catch all of your important mail from non-white listed senders, because you still have to manually search through all of the spam to check for the important e-mails within.

If the post office implemented a similar spam filter, your tax refunds and stimulus checks would not be delivered and unless you went in person to the post office to check through your spam, it would be put into the shredder after 30 days.
- Sorry, I didn't get your e-mail because my spam filter blocked it.

- Thank you for calling tech support. You were sent the license key. Please check your spam folder and change your spam filter settings to whitelist us.
- My spam filter blocked the job offer letter I got from the company and when I called them back 5 days later they already filled the position.
by CyberSlumlord September 11, 2021
mugGet the Spam Filtermug.

Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.
Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!
by Arbas April 12, 2024
mugGet the Fairfax Coffee Filtermug.

"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
mugGet the "junk" filter abusemug.

Filter Fatigue

The exhaustion that hits when you can’t tell if anything online is real anymore: faces, food pics, even sunsets. It’s when the endless stream of filters, edits, and AI touch-ups makes your brain tired of decoding what’s authentic.
Bro, I didn’t even swipe on Tinder tonight. Total filter fatigue. Everyone looked like they were generated in a lab.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025
mugGet the Filter Fatiguemug.

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